Mahadevan's Monologues

If we had the vision and feeling of ordinary human life, it would be like hearing the grass grow and the squirrel’s heart beat and we should die of that roar which lies on the other side of silence. – George Eliot

Wednesday, March 07, 2007

RAMAKRISHNA ( RAO)




Ramakrishna was Rao to everybody. Short, stocky, paunchy, extremely fair, curly hair and a smiling face, slightly bowed legs, yet a majestic gait, handsome in every respect, Rao was certainly the Prince Charming of the Circle.

Though Varsity education was way ahead of him, undoubtedly Rao was versatility writ at large. With the help of a spanner and player, he could stop leaking pipes of their tears by replacing the washer or the pipe itself if the thread had given way. Creaking chairs observed sedative silence by his mere touch and shaking stools would stand straight if he brings them under his firm grip. If somebody wanted a cosmetic stand on the wall, Rao would be ready with a hammer and screws to support the glass plate. Fans, which refused to move, would rotate at such high speed as if the wings were chased by wild dogs, when Rao look at them with an intend to regulate.

If repairing and remedying the recalcitrant regaled him, Rao was equally at ease in running errand. He would go even in the midday in May to the Sindhi Colony for Masala Papad and roast them at home. Tiles for the toilets and floors and tamarind to store would be ready for the asking. The triumvirates – Ply, Sun mica and Fevicol for furniture or even charcoal for fuel would be arranged, relieving you of tedium and tension. Mundane affairs in Municipality or cash credit in cooperative banks he would take care of with equal enthusiasm and would pursue them till one is satisfied with the results. Pant pieces and shirt pieces he could arrange with payment facilities. Those who did not care about Brand, he would arrange to stitch in his own hand machine in time, saving nine. For marriages, he was equally adept in selecting Vadhyars and vegetables.

Rao had an uncontrollable weakness – high quality food in unrestricted quantity. He would swallow scores of softest idlies soaked in bucketful of Sambar and chutney and like Oliver Twist, would ‘ask for more’, unabashedly. He propagated the value addition of pickles on our dinner tables, by elevating them from the mediocre role of aiding from the sides to the status of a course leader, like Sambar and Rasam. Pickles alone could be mingled with rice in any plate and tasted, instead of playing second fiddle to Dahi bath, he demonstrated. Varieties of tiffins in various combinations were his vaulting ambition.

Rao had many discoveries to his credit. Adai (a salted pancake made of cereals) and curd would get all your diseases cured, he would argue. Steam-boiled rice dressed up in ghee would have virtues galore, he vouchsafed everywhere. If Sambar or Rasam fall short of prescribed quality, papadams in plenty would be the palliative, he propagated. ‘Omappodi” (sev made out of Chana dal), in ‘Mixture’ would make or mar it, he maintained. ‘Never rate the quality of a Restaurant without relishing its sweet- a Rao mandate. Pot-full of Pal Payasam (a milk based keer), is the panacea for all palate related problems – a Rao rhapsody. A glassful of Rabadi would be as effective as playing Kabbadi and a mug of masala milk would be as mirthful as any good massage, Rao would pronounce, while relishing his mugful. His genial nature permitted him to be a welcome guest everywhere and hence he had easy access to any kitchen.

Though his versatility and willingness to help were a great boon to those around him, Rao himself had a miserable life. He married twice and both the wives died during their pregnancies, leaving him alone. Rao dedicated his life for the well being of his sisters and their children. His nieces and nephews are in good position now and they are greatly indebted to him. He was invaluable to his friends’ circle and he always reverberates in their memories. Rao had a premature death, when he was just 51, succumbing to cardiac arrest. .

Bowed legs and matching gait, permitting sweets of every description to be his bait, willingness to help with commensurate capacity, Ramkrishna Rao’s spirit lives with us, though his mundane body is no more.











16 Comments:

  • At 11:46 PM, Blogger The Talkative Man said…

    Great personality sketch MD Saar! I was planning to write about 'Bullet' Ponnusamy who lives in my neighborhood but you have eloquently conveyed the essential qualities of such great characters. Sad to hear that he is no more :(

     
  • At 3:06 AM, Blogger D LordLabak said…

    A very well-written piece indeed. I agree with his suggestions to mend the meal. Have tried a few myself (like providing more vadaams for a badly made sambar).;-)

     
  • At 5:22 PM, Blogger Hip Grandma said…

    Sorry to hear this dear man is no more.I agree with his observations on pickles and try out his recipe myself tho'my health no longer permits it and I have to merely see pickle bottles neatly lined up.

     
  • At 12:26 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    You write like V Gangadhar but with a better vocabulary and more imagery. He does sketches too albeit rarely.

    Thanks
    Peter

     
  • At 4:36 PM, Blogger Mahadevan said…

    Talkativeman:

    Eagerly awaiting Bullet Ponnuswamy.

    Deepa:

    I learnt the art of eating well, from Rao. I remember, in one of your blogs, you wrote about "Norukkutheenis".

    hipgrandma:

    Rao would often tell us; "When Avakkai is available, why do you think about Sambar and Rasam?"

    Peter:

    V.Gangadhar is a professional writer and I used to read his articles regularly, when he was in Mumbai and was contributing to Times of India.

     
  • At 9:14 PM, Blogger Usha said…

    Where is my earlier comment!?!!

    I was wondering if R.Rao would not have been sad to have lived longer if his health forbade him from his alimentatry indulgences.
    Nice portrait as usual.

     
  • At 5:30 PM, Blogger Mahadevan said…

    Usha:

    I haven't seen your earlier comment.

    Rao would have indulged himself, not withstanding the threats of thrombosis or other ailments, had he been alive.

     
  • At 7:53 AM, Blogger passerby55 said…

    Goodmorning!

    Earlier i have read your post on MAMA and now Rao.

    You are very good at writing on human sketches. They leave your readers with a beautiful,nostalgic feeling.

     
  • At 2:06 PM, Blogger Mahadevan said…

    passerby 55

    Thanks. some people lead a colourful life to write about in detail.

     
  • At 6:49 PM, Anonymous Rajshree said…

    Hello mama,

    how are you, mami, priya and prashanth. I am raju ( Rajshree) Ksc Natarajan's daughter.

    I read your blog for the first time that too about my beloved bau mama.When i was reading tears strung my eyes. He was indeed a living god and even now rules many of our hearts. You have written very beautifully. one more thing to add he loves Paruppu sadam and he made me and prakash go mad over it. and now we have passed on the same maddness to mine and prakash's kid. i wuill go through ur other blogs and revert. Regards to all. take care bye.

     
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